Thursday, February 22, 2007

Famous Last Words

Again, I'm a stickler for one-liners, and I just happened to come across these great one-liners off some webpage..enjoy!

  • Noo these windows are ok to lean on.
  • Don’t worry it has airbags.
  • Hey what’s that buzzing noise?
  • Don’t worry its not that deep.
  • One time at band camp.
  • No, he doesn’t bite?.
  • Hey look a light at the end of the tunnel.
  • I can pass this guy.
  • My brakes are fine.
  • Nice doggy.
  • I think it's trying to communicate...
  • Hey, you're Eminem, aren't you?"
  • Na, I don't think we need to go to the hospital."
  • "This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us." -- Western Union internal memo, 1876.
  • "The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?" -- David Sarnoff's associates in response to his urgings for investment in the radio in the 1920s
  • "We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." -- Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.
  • "No flying machine will ever fly from New York to Paris." -- Orville Wright.
  • "Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value." -- Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre.
  • What does this button do?

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