Collection of Wisdom (Part 2)

1. I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
   
2. Life is what happens to you while you're busy making future plans.
3. Management Theorem: "If you are not a co-conspirator, you are our enemy!
4. Management Theorem : “If you are not by my side, you are in my way!
5. Management Theorem : “If you are smarter than me, your career must be destroyed!
6. If you’re not the HEAD of the family, Never accept being it’s ASS
7. Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like
8. I’m a nobody.. nobody’s perfect.. therefore I’M PERFECT!
9. Never trust anyone who does not ‘practice what they preach’. Especially if it’s your boss!
10. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film
11. If its born a donkey, it remains a donkey for the rest of its life.
12. Any Decision, upsets somebody!
13. If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport!
14. Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
15. When I woke up this morning I had only one nerve left, and now you're on it!
16. Question: Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
17. The difference between a dumb persons and idiots: Idiots do not realize they are stupid!
18. If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Questions.
19. Pride, commitment, teamwork" -Words management use to get you to work for free!
20. The difference between the Pope and your boss? The Pope only expects his ring to be kissed.