One-liners

I love one-liners! Things like these;

• A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory
• A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer
• A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip
• All generalizations are false, including this one.
• Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity
• Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups
• Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted
• Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal
• I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar
• If you can't convince them, confuse them
• Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor
• Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener
• Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

And today, owing to the tribulations of colleague of mine at work, I made one up myself;

• Meager minds use intelligence as a test subject, not a tool for improvement....

Think about it.........