Monday, October 30, 2006

One-liners

I love one-liners! Things like these;
  • A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory
  • A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer
  • A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip
  • All generalizations are false, including this one.
  • Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity
  • Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups
  • Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted
  • Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal
  • I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar
  • If you can't convince them, confuse them
  • Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor
  • Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener
  • Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

And today, owing to the tribulations of colleague of mine at work, I made one up myself;

  • Meager minds use intelligence as a test subject, not a tool for improvement....

Think about it.........

4 comments:

Delicately Realistic said...

If you can't convince them, confuse them

I always do that :P

Loura said...

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL .. cool post. Let me try it:

Hmmm, cant think of one right now.. maybe later :/

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The Aggressor said...

One-liners have been a passion for me for some time now. I like to summarize life's ironies in one sentence.